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Poetry for Kids The Tighty-Whitey Spider - Wacky Animal Poems by Kenn Nesbitt Login or Register Home · Poems · Books · Games · News · Store · Links · Mobile · Search · Your Account January 4, 1980 Word Games Main Menu TwitterCounter for @poetry4kids Poetry Fun Home Funny Poems Books Poems by Category Email Newsletter Games News Podcast Poems by Email Poetry Lessons Rhyming Dictionary Surprise Me Store Surveys Web Links For Members Contests Forums Poetry Journals Your Account Articles About Kenn Nesbitt FAQ For Parents For Teachers School Visits School Visits Event Calendar Where's Kenn? Website Contact Kenn Facebook Search this Site Mobile Edition Statistics Link to Us We received 115672557 page views since June 2004 User Info Welcome, Guest Nickname Password Security Code: Security Code Type Security Code (Register) Membership Latest: bdbonnie New Today: 6 Yesterday: 32 Overall: 17310 People Online Visitors: 1034 Members: 3 Total: 1037 Online Now 01: bdbonnie 02: 981210 03: Paillapag Subscribe Use these buttons to read Poetry4kids news and poems in your favorite RSS news reader. Funny Poems AddThis Feed Button Poetry4kids News AddThis Feed Button Follow Me on Twitter TwitterCounter for @poetry4kids Kenn's Books There Was an Old Woman There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. The place was disgusting and smelled like pee-eww! The windows were drafty. The roof was a leaker. But that's what you get when you live in a sneaker. --Kenn Nesbitt Copyright © 2010 Kenn Nesbitt All Rights Reserved Print this Poem Email this Poem Read Another Comments On Apr 16, 2010 katlyn from indianapolis wrote: ha funny On Apr 16, 2010 otis from america wrote: it was cool and funny llooll On Apr 16, 2010 madison from travercity wrote: it was so funny i lught till i cryed On Apr 16, 2010 miranda from MI wrote: that was soooooooo FUNNY!!!!!!!!! On Apr 16, 2010 Maddie from usa wrote: I LOVED IT I LAUGED SO HARD IT WAS FUNNY * View all 23 comments for this poem. * Add a comment. Use This Poem Would you like to use this poem in your classroom? Would you like permission to reprint, record, recite or broadcast this poem, or set it to music? Please click on one of the following links for permissions and reprint rights information: * Students * Teachers * Publishers, editors and anthologists Fun Word Game Rate This Poem Current Score: 3 stars (3.32) Votes: 637 Select Your Rating I loved it! Loved it! I liked it a lot! Liked it a lot. I liked it. Liked it. It was just okay. Just okay. I didn't like it. Didn't like it. Poem Stats Viewed 23833 times Rated 637 times Emailed 73 times Sponsors About Us · Privacy Policy · Link to Us · Tell a Friend · Contact Us Copyright © 2008, Kenn Nesbitt. All Rights Reserved. Page Generation: 0.14 Seconds